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“What bad weather?”

“What bad weather?” asks The Spotted Dog’s landlord John Tighe. “Seamus the penguin loves it!”

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Penguin abuse caught on film

Here we have hard and disturbing evidence to support Seamus McPingu’s allegations of penguin abuse. The above clip seems to show the Custard Factory’s Marketing Director Dave Peebles waterboarding a captive penguin. No wonder he looked hysterical when he discovered … Continue reading

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John Tighe on Penguins 4 Justice

John Tighe said he’d email me his comments. And here they are. Who the hell is Little Jimmy? URGENT PRESS RELEASE At last one of Digbeth’s dirty little secrets in out in the open. The rumours had been whispered in … Continue reading

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Penguins 4 Justice

Custard Factory staff attending a party at The Spotted Dog this evening were met with a disturbing sight. Seamus McPingu (which I’m told is his full name) has cracked and is protesting his plight on the pub’s roof. As well … Continue reading

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