Here we have hard and disturbing evidence to support Seamus McPingu’s allegations of penguin abuse. The above clip seems to show the Custard Factory’s Marketing Director Dave Peebles waterboarding a captive penguin. No wonder he looked hysterical when he discovered Seamus was publicising his plight, he’s Digbeth’s answer to Lynndie England.
Custard Factory staff attending a party at The Spotted Dog this evening were met with a disturbing sight. Seamus McPingu (which I’m told is his full name) has cracked and is protesting his plight on the pub’s roof.