The 2012 O’Lympic games are this Sunday! See below for the official timetable of events, and a potentially explosive decision made by the International Rules Committee regarding the cardboard coracle race…
Spotted Dog timetable
Preparations. Go-carts, cardboard coracles, egg-decoration, snail dope-testing etc…
Pretty much as above.
Similar. Kids discus, shooting things, throwing things, damaging things etc Probably in the car park.
Cardboard coracle race. Be early enough to build your coracle. International Rules Committee has decreed that use of bin-liners in no longer permitted.
Snail race followed by custard-filled welly race.
Downhill road race. Secret venue! (Actually, we don’t know either…)
Pub of War in the park. Rules:
1) 8 blokes and as many women and kids as you like.
2) No more rules.
Office Chair race (only inebriated contestants allowed).
The Bay Leaf Chilli Pakora eating competition has been postponed and will occur at a later date as part of a Chilli-Eating-Irish-Curry-Guinness-Balti Bonanza.
Anyone expecting this year to be more efficiently and smoothly organised than previous years… you must be barmy!
The Anchor timetable
All day Egg and Spud related sports, see more below: