Penguins 4 Justice

Custard Factory staff attending a party at The Spotted Dog this evening were met with a disturbing sight. Seamus McPingu (which I’m told is his full name) has cracked and is protesting his plight on the pub’s roof.

As well as the aforementioned demands for the Digbeth Olympics, he’s asked for, “fish on Fridays and no more fucking custard. It’s rank.”

The Custard Factory’s Marketing Director Dave Peebles was upset to the point of hysteria:

The Spotted Dog’s landlord John Tighe was too traumatised to give me his comments, and said he’d email them to me later.

I’m told Seamus has agreed to a television interview, which will be aired shortly.

PENGUINS 4 JUSTICE! FREE THE CUSTARD FACTORY 1!

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About Nicky Getgood

Living and loving Digbeth.
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2 Responses to Penguins 4 Justice

  1. Seamus McPingu. Genius.

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